The important thing is the cardboard packaging that the equipment was lovingly nestled into.
It’s a SPIDER!
I had to give him angry correction-tape eyes so he could effectively stalk his prey. He reminds me of the spiders in Minecraft. I imagine him angrily trundling up to me, and suddenly my vision goes all blinky red and owie.
I submitted a picture of my spider to ThinkGeek’s Customer Action Shots and they approved it! YAY!