“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.” ~ William Gibson ~
That’s a really good quote!
I need to take stock.
“Are you an asshole? Check one: Y N”
I’d probably keep the Y’s more than the N’s because half of the N’s are lying anyway.
The Y’s might be trying to be honest, which is less assholey.
I am an asshole, because I put a ce in precisely.
Man, if you misspell “precisely”, does a unicorn die somewhere?
I just killed a unicorn AND a honey badger.