IM Conversations with Natalie

Natalie
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.” ~ William Gibson ~
Christy
That’s a really good quote!
Natalie
I’ll say!
I need to take stock.
“Are you an asshole? Check one: Y N”
Christy
::circles both::
Natalie
ASSHOLE.
Christy
HAHAHAHA
Natalie
I’d probably keep the Y’s more than the N’s because half of the N’s are lying anyway.
Christy
Of course.
The Y’s might be trying to be honest, which is less assholey.
Natalie
precicely!
precisely
I am an asshole, because I put a ce in precisely.
Christy
Man, if you misspell “precisely”, does a unicorn die somewhere?
Natalie
Motherfuck.
I just killed a unicorn AND a honey badger.
Christy
Precisely.

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