The “Crazy Bitch” Phenomenon

Some of you may have noticed that I don’t curse on here that much. This is by design because I feel that I can be funny without it and I also don’t want to alienate any prospective additions to my reader-base due to simple profanity.

However, we’re going to throw that out the window today, folks!

There is a phenomenon that I have not only witnessed but experienced firsthand. It’s the inescapable transformation to “exotic dancer” that comes over women in bars when the song “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry is played.

If you’re not familiar with the song, I’ll warn you now. Don’t play it when your kids are in the room unless you’ve already had the “What’s the ‘F’ word” and “Always use protection” conversations with them.

Today’s woman is independent, (mostly) educated and doesn’t need anyone to take care of her or demean her. However, all that gets thrown right out the window when alcohol is flowing and this particular song plays.

I’ve been to my share of bars and it’s the same scenario every time. The opening drums and the initial yell come over the sound system and 80% of the women in the bar suddenly transform from snobby prudish bitches into instant strippers. The dance floor, if there is one, floods with women dragging their bemused men behind them or dancing and grinding on one another, because THEY ARE CRAZY BITCHES, YO!

This is the ONLY song that I know of where a dude can grind on a chick on the dance floor and not get a dirty look or a swift kick to the nuts. For approximately three and a half minutes, they are all wild nymphomaniac former Olympic gymnasts who will do things that would make Ron Jeremy applaud in appreciation. They scream and dance and throw their hair around. If they could, they would pull their vaginas right out and hold them overhead as if to say “I WILL WRECK YOU WITH THIS!!!”

And then…the song ends. They all laugh, look slightly embarrassed and go back to their cliques and groups, a bit winded, as if nothing happened. If you ask them about it later, they’ll smile a self-conscious smile and say “Oh, yeah. That was crazy. Must have been that last Appletini.”

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7 Responses to The “Crazy Bitch” Phenomenon

  1. Diana says:

    It’s more creative to not use curse words sometimes! Except when they are necessary. Which happens from time to time.

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  2. Simple Dude says:

    I couldn’t agree more… the Crazy Bitch syndrome is a bizarre one. The song admittedly has a good dance-able beat, but the content is not exactly praising the feminist movement. And yet the ladies (SOME of them anyway) go absolutely bonkers over it, turning into said “bitch” for those 3 1/2 minutes.

    Just to be clear… I am not complaining…

    SD
    http://www.TheSimpleDude.com

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  3. Natalie says:

    The reason I swear so much is ….

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  4. Natalie says:

    This is similar to the SAIL phenomenon. The song itself mentions ADD several times, which to the best of my knowledge is not sexy. And then, the video itself is creepy weird.
    Yet when this song plays, it’s like all of the women turn into sex panthers.

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH2efAcmBQM&w=560&h=315%5D

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  5. Acadia says:

    I swear a lot but not when I curse people. None of my curses have swears in them.

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  6. Dan Bobke says:

    Wow – I did not realize that YouTube allowed nudity! I have heard the song many times, but I have never seen the video.

    Not sure why women would behave the way you described. Sounds like it is just inviting some unwanted attention after they get done dancing. Maybe not the best message to be broadcasting to a bar full of drunk horny guys…

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