If this has happened to you, I’m so sorry!
However, some of the spam comments are GEMS! So because of that, I give you the very first
Today we’ll do the top three.
The final episode of Season Two included a particularly touching scene where Bill and Jessica are each dressed to the nines for impending dates.
I have no idea what sitcom/drama/tv series this person is referring to, but it sounds like hilarity and tender moments will ensue. Are Bill and Jessica together or are they just friends? Are they secretly in love with each other but afraid to admit it? Is Jessica pregnant and, if so, why is she drinking?! We may never know.
I would push the pillow off the bed, go to the bathroom, and pick the pillow off the floor when I got back into bed.
Perhaps this commenter was spending a quiet evening at home in bed with the laptop, and just wanted to let us know their methodology for answering nature’s call? Wouldn’t the pillow get dirty on the floor? And is it carpet or hardwood flooring?
And Number 1:
There have been times when I am just about to hit send or finish a project, and the
Someone call the cops! This commenter didn’t even finish their thought! There’s no telling what happened here, but I suspect we’ll find them at the scene of a homicide. Rest in peace, mysterious spammer. We hardly knew ye.