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Growing Up Is Weird

When I was a kid, my favorite drink was Chek Grape Soda. It was cheap, bright purple, completely loaded with High Fructose Corn Syrup and looked like this around the time I was drinking it. One of my favorite things … Continue reading

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Getting Out of My Own Way

Apparently, I’m unable to do it. Some of you who have read my posts in the past remember that I’m uniquely able to turn any situation into a catastrophe of sorts. Any hope of my “growing out of” this ability … Continue reading

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Best of Spam – Volume 2

Welcome back to the highly anticipated SECOND installment of ::APPLAUSE:: Best of Spam is where I scour through some of my spam comments and find the real “gems”, if you will, to post for your viewing pleasure! And now, here … Continue reading

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Thoughts on Mario Kart

The other night I was playing Mario Kart Wii (and drinking) and I realized something fairly disturbing. Anyone who’s played any of the Mario games from Nintendo knows the point of the game is to rescue the Princess from Bowser, … Continue reading

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Why I’m Leash-Training My Cat

Crazy Cat Lady: Level Eleventy Let me start out by saying I did not set out with the intention of being “The Crazy Cat Lady”, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Vash (short for Vashta Nerada) is currently 10 … Continue reading

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Cat Ownership ROI

People have pets for several reasons. Animals as a general rule don’t get mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up or for not taking out the garbage. Each kind of animal comes with its own rewards. Furry animals … Continue reading

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Shirt of the Now – Friday, 9/28/2012

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Operation “Churros”: FAIL

If you took Spanish in school as a foreign language, you should be familiar with churros. I live in Florida, so it’s hard to take a foreign language other than Spanish. My innate hipster tendency really wanted to take Latin … Continue reading

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Pop…pop…pop……pop…

There are few things as satisfying as popping bubble wrap. Sometimes you just need to sit for a few hours minutes and pop tiny plastic bubbles between your fingers. Other times you need to take a whole sheet and twist … Continue reading

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Shirt of the Now – Friday 7/13/2012

Today’s Shirt of the Now is brought to you by Dave Stone, who bought it for me for my birthday. Thanks Dave! Want to share?

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