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“Down low … TOO SLOW!”

You know those moments where you’re remembering a scenario and suddenly come up with the most awesome comeback in the history of ever, except that you’re days late? I know those moments! I was sitting here at my desk a … Continue reading

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Best of Spam – Volume 1

I get a lot of spam posts but I try to wade through them because my OCD makes me worry that an actual person will get caught in the spam filter and then be pissed at me because I never … Continue reading

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New Year’s Resolutions

Everyone seems to make New Year’s resolutions and then faithfully NOT follow through with them. Dieting, exercising, drinking less, eating healthier, etc. However useful those promises to yourself may be, they’re rather boring. So I’ve compiled a list of New … Continue reading

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My Sister’s Hands Freak Me Out

My only sister is three and a half years younger than I am. The last time we lived in the same house, I was 18 and she was 14, so she was still pretty much a kid. For various reasons, … Continue reading

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The New Orleans Story

NOTE: This story contains profanity and some strong sexual language. If you have tender sensibilities, you may want to skip this one. If not, this is the most epic story ever told about me. EVER. This story was posted on … Continue reading

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Wait, what?

I’m sure I’m not the only person out there that hears one thing and thinks something completely different. Usually that statement is followed up by a story about hearing something innocent and having to scoop your brain out of the … Continue reading

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Mr. Jack

This is Mr. Jack. Mr. Jack is a Betta Splendens fishie that lives on top of my bookshelf. He’s a beautiful shade of slate blue and he’s an ornery little cuss. A little backstory on Mr. Jack; He’s a bit … Continue reading

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OH GOD, YOU’RE SMOTHERING THE BABY!

I have a “touch” of anxiety. I’m usually pretty good at controlling it. I can count the number of full-fledged panic attacks I’ve had on one hand. Well, maybe that’s not true. Do panic attacks in your sleep count? Because … Continue reading

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I made a thing!

**UPDATE! VOTING IS OPEN! GO VOTE NOW! CLICK THE LINK BELOW!** I’m so excited to start promoting this. I’m extremely proud of it and I hope you all like it! This t-shirt originated from a doodle I sketched at my … Continue reading

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The Absolute Worst Thing You Can Do With Fingernail Polish in a Grocery Store

I’m probably one of the most infuriating people to shop with in the entire world. I cannot seem to go into a store to grab one thing without stopping (sometimes very suddenly right in front of people) to look at … Continue reading

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